A discussion with some friends about marketing Chromodyne lead to the following madness. With many, many apologies to Mr. Brooks.

Zarlax: “Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the game is made. Chromodyne-the T-shirt, Chromodyne-the Coloring Book, Chromodyne-the Lunch box, Chromodyne-the Breakfast Cereal, Chromodyne-the Flame Thrower.”

*FWOOOOOOOOOOSH*

Gary: “Ooooh!”

Zarlax: “The kids love this one.”

Zarlax: “And last but not least, Chromodyne the doll, me.”

*pulls string*

Doll: “Go die in a fire!”

Zarlax: *throws the doll behind him* “Adorable.”